Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.