Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next