Because it ends with A-men
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
Cause it's an all mail business.
Because Red Blue Green.
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
Insert coin
Life eventually ends.
The Book of Job.
Jesus going up for the cross!