Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.