What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.