What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.