What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!