Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes