Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls