How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.