What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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I can't stand being in this

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getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.