What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.