What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.