What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

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How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.