What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.