What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal