Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!