Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Look ma, no hands!"
Because she wants to rise and shine.
Because he got there before the hare.
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
To get some fresh hair !
To run their hands through their hair
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
What up doe
A seizure salad.
Someone laughing their head off