What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep