What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do you feed an invisible cat?

A: Evaporated milk.