What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!