What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.