What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car