What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!