What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.