What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes