How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.