What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

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Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Duckle Jokes More Duckle Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!