Duck tape!
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They always quack the case
When he's quacked.
A paradox
They quack up
Because she was a quack.
Quack
Cause they would quack up.
Cause they be quacking jokes
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
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Ducks like a quack.
Quack the case! I'll show myself out.
A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."
They were selling quack in the park.
Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !
I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
They always quack the case.
Quack.
The snort quack.
Audi
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Because they are always Stalin!
A quack head!
A quack-head.
you put a windshield in front of them
When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!