What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.