What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.