What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.