What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.