Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

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Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!