Morpheus Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

Neo Jokes More Neo Jokes

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

Neosporin Jokes More Neosporin Jokes

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.