What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

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What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.