What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow