18 Inch Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

Stillborn Jokes More Stillborn Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!