What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

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Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People