How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite