What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use?

The colored one.