What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.