What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.