Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation