What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...