What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"