What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How do you brainwash a liberal?

Give him an enema

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.