Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

irrelephant

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.