Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!