Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.