Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.