Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.