What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What is a ducks favorite snack?

Quackers.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.