Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Deciding which to tell people first.
It's retarded.
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Nothing. We're on reddit
Not /r/movies.
It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.
To get to the other side.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
He's never Reddit.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.