How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

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Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt