What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs