You pay for the pizza.
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Because he had the doldrums.
Tip him for the pizza.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
