How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs