What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

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What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."