What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."