Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.