Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.