What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.