What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.