What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

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What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"