What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.