What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.