What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone