What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.