What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.