Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

Developer Jokes More Developer Jokes

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.