Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Developer Jokes More Developer Jokes

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.