They needed a developer.
Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.
The Book of Job.
Because Opey never delivered.
I can't take it anymore!"
None. That's a hardware problem.