Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

What did the programmer from the biker gang say?

It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Developer Jokes More Developer Jokes

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem